romulusthread:

wow toy story 3 did you have to be such a fucking disappointment

trackalaka:

ssp-comics:

READ IT HERE

Check out the other fantastic comics of SSP!

Today’s page is alive and kicking. B)

wow

fulbruh:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

A message from virtualmanectric
Random question: have you ever eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

caffeinegalore:

NO I HAVENT. Like “jelly” is jam? Right?

So jam is made from fruit and sugar; jelly is made from fruit juice and sugar. (Apparently jelly is used to describe a fruity gelatinous dessert, aka jello, in Britain. I don’t think you’d want this on a sandwich.)

I personally prefer jelly with biscuits. er… bread cake? Blackberry is my favourite.

nellucnhoj:

That person.
Tumblr — Twitter — Facebook— Buy my book

Conversely: I’m so booooooorrreeeedddd

nellucnhoj:

That person.

Tumblr TwitterFacebookBuy my book

Conversely: I’m so booooooorrreeeedddd

haha whoops I’ve had this quiz/self-evaluation open for an hour

should check my tag more often

raspomme:

Here’s a list of fonts I use for typesetting manga, making signs/banners, etc.

This is not necessarily a list of “good” fonts; some of these fonts are heavily flawed design-wise but are effective in very small quantities, such as sound effects, or used with certain words.

I was too lazy to categorize them by type but if that’s something people want, then I’ll do it.

congenitalprogramming:

betheothergirl:

sixpenceee:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

I was expecting her to burst into tears when she fell

number one rule of children: they will react similar to how you react and if you laugh, they probably will too

absolutely true

littleladyghoul:

daggertwat:

shes perfect

Fun fact about this photo: I was smiling and laughing because the page I opened the book to had naked people on it. I am a child.

littleladyghoul:

daggertwat:

shes perfect

Fun fact about this photo: I was smiling and laughing because the page I opened the book to had naked people on it. I am a child.

beesandbombs:

shaking circles

beesandbombs:

shaking circles

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

bewareofbird:

avianawareness:

funnynhilariousgif:

Bird with hands »

The hell is this?

It’s a baby Hoatzin.

bewareofbird:

avianawareness:

funnynhilariousgif:

Bird with hands »

The hell is this?

It’s a baby Hoatzin.

"May the force be ever in your favor, Harry."
Gandalf (The Chronicles of Narnia)