flabofsteel:

gandalph:

livvefast:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting

shout out to everyone who can treat people with respect despite their differences

shout out to all you fly motherfuckahs

texasenchantment:

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

slayermoon:

okay i have seen so many superwholock posts about how they’re the ‘crazy fandom’ and like ????? have you even met the snk fandom because

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(they cosplay bungee jump like good luck topping that)

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yeah ur faves could never bye

TRYING TO COME UP WITH NAMES FOR MY FANTASY CHARACTERS

howdoiputthisgeekily:

soulpunc:

"oh, hey what are you reading?"
*shows book cover*

mamasam:

ru-debega:

theserif:

tort-time:

cyberalpaca:

Pet your turtles, they enjoy snugglies more than pain

And don’t drill holes in them or paint em. Its painful and toxic and you’ll make the poor things cry! 

Our turtles love having their heads and chins scratched.  And a light pat on their shells.  No hits, or thumps.  They love good pets, please pet them with love.

Shells are LITERALLY their backbone, imagine if someone thumped you hard on the spine. It would suck right? Don’t do it. 
Also their shells are covered in a VERY thin layer of fingernail-like material called scutes. When you paint it, a) it’s very easy for the toxins in the paint to absorb into the turtle’s system and poison them, b) it cuts off circulation to the thin layer of living skin below the scutes, c) it deforms the shell because turtles, especially young turtles, grow rapidly and the paint will inhibit proper shell growth and d) prevents the turtle from absorbing necessary vitamin D from UV rays (you know, that stuff they need to live). NEVER EVER PAINT A TURTLE EVER.

Next time you want to knock on a turtle/tortoise shell, go ask your neighbor to punch you in the ribs, and see how that feels. Not only is it the spine, but their lungs sit near the top of the curve as well—THIS IS WHY TURTLES/TORTOISES CAN DIE IF LEFT FLIPPED OVER TOO LONG, IT IS VERY DISTRESSING FOR THEIR BODIES.

mamasam:

ru-debega:

theserif:

tort-time:

cyberalpaca:

Pet your turtles, they enjoy snugglies more than pain

And don’t drill holes in them or paint em. Its painful and toxic and you’ll make the poor things cry! 

Our turtles love having their heads and chins scratched.  And a light pat on their shells.  No hits, or thumps.  They love good pets, please pet them with love.

Shells are LITERALLY their backbone, imagine if someone thumped you hard on the spine. It would suck right? Don’t do it. 

Also their shells are covered in a VERY thin layer of fingernail-like material called scutes. When you paint it, a) it’s very easy for the toxins in the paint to absorb into the turtle’s system and poison them, b) it cuts off circulation to the thin layer of living skin below the scutes, c) it deforms the shell because turtles, especially young turtles, grow rapidly and the paint will inhibit proper shell growth and d) prevents the turtle from absorbing necessary vitamin D from UV rays (you know, that stuff they need to live). NEVER EVER PAINT A TURTLE EVER.

Next time you want to knock on a turtle/tortoise shell, go ask your neighbor to punch you in the ribs, and see how that feels. Not only is it the spine, but their lungs sit near the top of the curve as well—THIS IS WHY TURTLES/TORTOISES CAN DIE IF LEFT FLIPPED OVER TOO LONG, IT IS VERY DISTRESSING FOR THEIR BODIES.

thisiskindagross:

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I doubt this is encouraging him to make friends.

Again, if you guys haven’t heard of the movie “Weekend at Bernie’s,” it’s basically about this rich guy, Bernie, who gets murdered and these two stupid boys throw a party at Bernie’s house and drag him around like a rag doll with sunglasses. No one even notices he’s dead. 

Here’s the trailer if you wanna see. It’s a pretty funny movie.

Bonus:

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thefrogman:

Scott DeWitt [webcomic | tumblr | twitter]

thefrogman:

Scott DeWitt [webcomic | tumblr | twitter]

ask-cynthia-the-killer:

askthequeenofchaos:

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

I CAN’T BREATH

LOL omfg XD

exty:

com for vullo >w<

exty:

com for vullo >w<

"I’ve always wanted not to give a fuck. While crying helplessly into my pillow for no good reason, I would often fantasize that maybe someday I could be one of those stoic badasses whose emotions are mostly comprised of rock music and not being afraid of things."
Allie Brosh, Hyperbole and a Half (via quoted-books)
"I wanted to touch him, to tell him that even if everyone left everyone, I would never leave him, he talked and talked, his words fell through him, trying to find the floor to his sadness."
Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
(via quoted-books)

"We’ve got bigger things to worry about! the batteries have died! Now how are we suppose to get back to the ship?!"

"We’ve got bigger things to worry about! the batteries have died! Now how are we suppose to get back to the ship?!"

This Pomeranian apparently got so upset with his new haircut that he started standing and walking around on his hind legs after he got back from the groomers…for 2 days.

luc-ienn:

thatonenarga:

toastradamus:

gayspicy:

unamusedsloth:

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And here he is before his haircut.

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Stop Him

too strong

He is evolving…

Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk